Naptitude
the degree of nappyness of ones hair. the napt-tude is measured in n-gg-watts (one may add a prefix to any measurement, i.e. kilo-, mega-, giga-, etc.).
dylan: what’s the napt-tude of her hair?
kevin: i’d say a couple kilon-gg-watts.
n. the ability one has to fall asleep in different positions and at various times of the day
chuck had an uncanny napt-tude which allowed him to sleep in the 10 minute gap between cl-sses
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