s*xual attraction to one’s self.
adam: wtf dude are you masturbating to your own picture
bob: yeah i have narciphilia
an individual with a king complex who tries to hide the fact that he is simply a d*ck. you are a vilius aka d*ck!
giving birth to a baby on valentine’s day, my son patrick is a birthentine.
a cute, funny, weird guy. fun to be around i think i like solomon. he’s such a great guy!
a two-faced girl who strings you along. don’t go for her, she’s psghetti