narcisex
the act of a male being s-xually aroused by himself. acts of narcis-x include:
1) groping one’s non-flexed pectoral muscle/man-b–b and pretending it is a real female breast.
2) talking/moaning in a high-pitched, female voice while masterbating, pretending it is the voice of an actual female.
3) tucking the genitals between one’s legs while staring at one’s self in the mirror.
-dude, how was working out today?
-sick dude! i was so pumped up that my pecs actually felt like t-ts! it was awesome! best narcis-x of my life!
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