narcissisexual
one who loves him/herself so much that they are s-xually attracted to themselves. not to be confused with guys who jack off so much that they become very fond of their d-cks.
the man who broke 3 ribs just to suck his d-ck is a narcissis-xual.
to start loving yourself is to begin a lifelong affair.
one who is mainly attracted to his reflection in mirrors.
he’s no metros-xual. he’s purely in love with himself. narciss-xual all the way.
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