Narclon


reference to military personnel who buy ridiculous amounts of unnecessary gear. this usually coincides with low self-esteem, lack of friends, and or s-xual life.
“hey look at these fantastic new boots i got. they can hold four knives and an uzi!”

“easy narclon, don’t want you to have a seizure”

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