narcoleptia
an eating disorder–sister to anorexia and bulimia–where people starve themselves. dissimilar to anorexia, victims of narcoleptia (narcols) choose to sleep when a feeling of hunger arises. common symptoms include exclamations of exhaustion around breakfast, lunch, snack, and/or dinner time, interchanging the word ‘tired’ and ‘hungry’ in conversation, as well as p-ssing out at the sight, smell, or sound of the food network, fresh food, or oven timers.
(1) i think lauren is a narcol because i talk about food and she starts to snoar :/
(2) “i’m tired, can you make some baked brie?” “matt!! do you suffer from narcoleptia???” 😮
(3)”you guys are narcols!” “david, just because we sleep when you make david’s potatoes, does not mean we have narcoleptia!” >:o
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