Narcolepting
the act of intermittently functioning during sleep, especially sending text messages and holding brief phone conversations that end in snoring.
she was up all night narcolepting and didn’t remember any of it the next morning.
a person who is seemingly awake but is actually functioning intermittently during a time of rest or sleep, most especially when sending text messages and unknowingly ending phone conversations with the sound of snoring.
she was up half the night narcolepting with me on the phone.
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