nard-hound


one who likes to be around b-lls. at first you might think the person just admires your personality and wit but eventually you will find out he has something for your t-st-cl-s. he is a nard-hound.
guy – “holy sh-t mike, in order to get in that midget stripper’s pants i started letting her little brother, keith, hang around. i’m putting an end to that as i found him staring at my crotch.”

homeboy – “yo, keith is a nard-hound”

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