narty


a narty is a tiny shriveled p-n-s that is incapable of performing s-x due to its miniscule size.
sweeney said he was coming from the pool, but i bet it’s just because he has a narty.
a slang term commonly used in letterkenny to describe a person who is crabit or p-ssed off.
calm the head! no need to be so narty..
1. literally, “naughty party”.
2. a t-tle given to one man and one man alone, meaning “infinitely awesome”.
“wow, this kegger got narty real fast!”
“d-mn, i wish i was as cool as narty.”

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