Narwhales
narwhales swimming in the ocean creating a commotion cause there so awesome narwhales pretty big and pretty white and can beat a polar bear in a fight like an underwater unicorn with an kick -ss facial horn there the jedi of the sea and stopped kathulu eating me just don’t let them touch your b-lls and the inventors of shishcabobs
narwhales they are narwhales
a whale with a long uniconish horn instead of a nose
tourist: wow! look at that fish with a long unicornish nose thing in the water!
tour guide: that is called a narwhale
they are the unicorns of the sea and are seriously bad–ss
“woah look at that unicorn!”
“bro, that a narwhale. it has a tail.”
a mythical creature that is a cross between a dolphin and a unicorn. is the shape of a dolphin/killer whale with a unicorn horn
i enjoyed the story about the narwhale
noun: the opposite of a unicorn.
unicorn: rainbow, candy, happy tunes.
narwhale: stormy clouds, dirt, sad songs.
today, i am a narwhale.
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