Nasal masturbation


when u enter and exit a nostril with a tissue (similar to a p-n-s into a v-g-n-) so that it prompts a sneeze (-rg-sm).
i love nasal masturbation cuz u can do it as many times as u want!
visiting a bath and body store just to smell all the products.
“the stuff at that bath shop is so expensive, i just go there for some good nasal masturbation.”
sticking a q-tip in one’s nose to tickle the inner nose and induce sneezing, usually in order to clear a stuffy nose.
i had a severely stuffed nose, but a bit of nasal masturbation cleared it right up!

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