Nascar Face
nascar face occurs after staring at the tv for over 3 or 4 hours straight of nascar. the face has dried out eyeb-lls and a gaping mouth.
“dude, that guy looks hideous”! “no dude, he just has nascar face”.
someone who, upon seeing their face, you know probably watches nascar; also see hick, redneck, white trash, or trailer trash.
at the beach
megan: oh that guy in the blue board shorts by the water has a hot body!
sarah: agreed but i got a better look at him earlier and he totally has nascar-face.
megan: pitty.
at walmart
jeff: why does walmart seem to have such a high ratio of nascar-face?
jake (holding up a dale earnhart jr. t-shirt): well this probably doesn’t help matters.
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