nascar night
a night off from the old lady.
when one refines himself to his bedroom and watches p-rn until his ball sac is empty/s-xual fantasies are complete.
woman: what are you doing tonight baby? i’m bored.
man: nascar night bae. screen is sticky, can’t scroll. ttul.
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