National Asshole Day
occurs annually every february 27th. this is a day to remember -ssholes who have come and gone in your life. whether you encountered them in traffic or they stayed in your life for a longer period, possibly an -sshole disguised as a non–sshole, this is the day we remind ourselves who the -ssholes are, and remember to avoid them at all costs.
“hey -sshole, just because this day celebrates you, doesn’t mean you can cut me off in traffic!”
“hey look, after not telling me he had a girlfriend and trying to get me, -sshole broke up with his girlfriend and now decided to try to get with me. no way. he’s an -sshole; we remembered him on national -sshole day.”
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