National Breast Appreciation Day


january 2 of every year is the official day for appreciating br–sts, preferably those pertaining to the female anatomy. it beats the h-ll out of martin luther king jr. day, right?
f-ck, you’re still hung over from two nights ago… but guess what? at least we have an entire day dedicated to t-tties. that’s right dude, it’s national breast appreciation day.

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