National Jerk Off Day


in today’s world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., kwanzaa).

it has thus been declared that from this day on, april 2 will be known as national jerk off day. males of all ages should beat off on this day to their d-ck’s content! (just because they can)
my african friend tells me that kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in national jerk off day!

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