National Poop Day
the day after superbowl sunday.
as a result of our country’s tradition on superbowl sunday to collectively eat the most deliciously unhealthy foods known to man (e.g. buffalo wings, pigs-in-blankets, pizza, mozzerella sticks, chips & dip, sloppy joes, french fries, burgers etc.) and collectively drink billions of bottles of the cheapest beer, there is no other day of the year to beat the sheer m-ss of our collective p–ps, than the day after superbowl sunday. i therefore declare it, national p–p day.
pat: hey man, you taking off of work for national p–p day?
joe: h-lls yeah! p-ss me another buffalo wing!
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