nattie ice


a beer with a great history of service to the working cl-sses of america.. a beer that makes you wanna wake up and go to work, with the comfort of knowing that multiple cold brews will be waiting. at a price of 4.99 for a 12 pack this brew is a simply unbeatable value that invites many cl-ssy, yet unemployed, inviduals to enjoy its rich taste. when added to a funnel this beverage has the ability to make an individual incoherent within several minutes. when purchasing in a grocery store, many fellow customers will tend to make comments about the quality of the beverage, but these comments shoud be ignored
“nattie ice!!!! you must be getting really f-cked up tonight.”
man, you’re one h-ll of a dumb-ss. low alcohol content? you obviously haven’t drank natty ice, or looked at the can. natty ice has 5.9% alcohol, a lot more than your average beer.
man, if i were to give you a gl-ss of natty ice, and a gl-ss of my p-ss, you couldn’t taist the difference.
a cheap brand of beer usually consumed by underage schoolchildren. it is known for being p-ss water, in that its low alcohol content and diuretic nature cause the drinker to need to utinate frequently but not get very inebriated.
guy #1: did ya’ll picked up that case of guinness like i asked for?
guy #2: yeah, they was out so i got this instead.
guy #1 nattie ice! this sh-t is p-ss water! f-ck you, man.

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