Natty Lice
1. a blended beer beverage first poured by eric curry in midvale, utah after he was visited by an angel who revealed the formula: a holy union of light and ice. one part natural light and one part natural ice.
2. a synthetic urine used medically as a maintenance anti-addictive for patients hooked on drinking their own p-ss or the liquid waste secretions of other animals.
3. an order of wingless insects that inhabit the patchouli drenched dreads of hippies and rastafarians.
1. i was pounding natty lice and the next thing i knew i woke up to the heiferious snores of that hot chick’s fat friend.
2. i couldn’t stop drinking my own p-ss so my doctor prescribed natty lice three times daily before meals.
3. i took a shower for the first time in ages, and, as soon as the water hit my hair, i heard the screeches of a mult-tude of natty lice.
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