Natty Splatty’s
the diarrhea type version of sh-ts you get after a night of drinking natural light
dude, when i woke up this morning i had the worst natty splatty’s ever
after a long night of drinking natural light, you are awaken by a large, soggy amount of poo knocking at the back door. after releasing this load, your b-mhole is on fire and you might need a toilet brush handy. it often smells like rotten beer.
sam:”d-mn did i have the natty splatties this morning!”
alyssa:”me too! three days later and my whales eye still burns!”
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