Natural Hattrick
a very complex and rule based s-xual conquest in which a guy has s-x with three girls in a two week time period. the natural hattrick can only be accomplished if the following conditions are met by the partic-p-ting guy, referred to from here on as “the partic-p-nt”:
1. the partic-p-nt may not have had any prior s-xual contact with any of the three girls. a natural hattrick cannot be accomplished if the partic-p-nt has ever engaged in any act more s-xually serious than kissing/making out.
2. the partic-p-nt must successfully go three for three attempts, without interruptions of continuity of each attempt. for instance, one may not kiss girl a, have s-x with girl b, then have s-x with girl a. once the partic-p-nt makes any contact with a girl, starting with kissing, he must have s-x with that girl before he initiates any contact with another girl. if the partic-p-nts has s-x with girl a, girl b, gets a bl-wj-b from girl c, and has s-x with girl d, he has not satisfied the rules natural hattrick. he must start over, with girl d being the first girl.
3. all three girls involved must be physically attractive to a degree of at least a 5.0 on a scale of 1.0 to 10.0, 1.0 being the lowest. this must be verified by a panel of at least three male peers. of this panel, each individual must -ssign the girl a number between 1.0 and 10.0 to the nearest tenth of his ability (5.1, 5.6, 6.5, etc), and the average of the three given numbers must be at least 5.0.
4. the time limit to accomplish this goal is exactly 2 weeks from the moment of penetration with the first of the three girls.
5. all girls involved must be engage in s-x with the partic-p-nt voluntarily and without monetary solicitation. no prost-tution, rape, or statutory rape.
haha, joe’s facebook status is “i just pulled a natural hattrick!”. there’s no way- he’s a f-cking liar!
its hard not to be impressed with his game, i hear he’s pulled 2 or 3 natural hattricks.
to score 3 goals in a hockey match all by yourself, in other words, no one got an -ssist on any of your goals, you did all the work by yourself to score your 3 goals.
“here comes ian down the ice, skating full tilt, triple deke! he scores!!! that’s his 3rd of the night! nice natural hattrick!
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