Nature Dick


somebody who frequently gets head or has intercourse outside.
dan- “hey wayne i got head from sally at the park for the fifth time this month”
wayne- “i’m going to start calling you nature d-ck”
1. when the forest so thick, you cant see your d-ck.

2. lack of proper tr-mm-ng of the pubic region resulting in optical impairment of a man’s weiner.

also see nature sn-tch
jeff’s nature d-ck looked like castro’s beard.

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