NaturStat


a facebook status update made at some point during a nat-rday. may occur between hours of 9am sat-rday and 6am sunday. typically contains elements of tailgating, binge drinking, or being drunk; notably, a complete disregard for spelling, grammar, or punctuation (beyond recognition is best).
waves of comments may follow as written by either sober individuals not having fun or parents/brothers/sisters/aunts/uncles/grandparents/cousins/angry drunk fan from opposing team. all usually negative, or questioning sanity/alcoholic tendencies.
“bro, you had a wicked f-cking naturstat”
“what’d it say?”
“i;khke te 76t fro awin!!!”
nice.

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