Naughty Calvin


the act of using a plushy, stuffed animal, or any similar object as tool for male masturbation. this is a reference to the famous comic strip calvin & hobbs which features a boy with a stuffed tiger and an overactive imagination.
i caught my little brother pulling a naughty calvin with his bunny doll. i’ve never felt more disturbed.

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