naughty haiku
similar to naughty little rhymes (if this wasn’t published, just follow along,) naughty haiku uses the cl-ssic j-panese poem structure combined with good old american s-x-obsession to create a new art form. the form of a haiku is always as follows-
first line=five syllables
second line=seven syllables
third line=five syllables
-so now just add some semi-p-rnographic, naughty, or just silly ideas, and voila! naughty haiku!
here some examples of naughty haiku-
her bosom heaving,
jiggling, as she runs away
from me, down the road.
sometimes i stare out
from my window, watching her
as she trims her bush.
gee, i didn’t know
she was only fifteen, sir.
off to jail with me.
the couple wriggled
and writhed, moaning in p-ssion;
then the tape ran out.
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