naughty neighbour twatting stick


a pole shaped stick, usually from a household item such as a broom or a mop, broken away to form a defensive device known as a “naughty neighbour tw-tting stick”
the item must be clearly labelled as such, as is used to wave away (or tw-t) nasty and naughty neighbours in council flats.
mooji – can you hear them trying to kick my door in?
dirtyfur – quick get the naughty neighbour tw-tting stick

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