nazban


naw-zz-baun
a person with persian cat-like qualities, with stealth abilities. this person will be affected by the planetary positions and tends to purr when petted. manages to find time to help everyone in the world with maths, physics and chemistry problems. has an unusual fear of balloons.

he’s also da maan.
“hey this guy just jumped up at me, helped me in my math question, and disappeared!”
“he must’ve been a nazban, da maan.

he jumped at the sight of the balloon just like a nazban, da maan.

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