NBC Today


1. popular morning tv program on the nc network.
2. medium for lower-middle-cl-ss dorks to wave stupid cardboard signs and wave like f-ckwits while that fat black weatherguy ignores them politely.
3. how satan enters the groins of children.
i can actually hear my brain cells humming the nbc today theme music as they die.

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