NBC


national broadcating company, radio (1926-1999), and tv (1939-present).
nbc was home to hit sitcoms like cheers and seinfeld.
now that friends will soon be gone, it will be hereafter known as the law & order network.
it’s sunday, so l&o will be on three times tonight after dateline.
negro by choice. a white person who is married to or dates a black person.
mary is a pretty white lady who likes dating black men which makes her an n.b.c.
abbreviation of “now blows c-ck”

this term has been true and in effect ever since the tonight show with conan o’brien got taken off the air.
dude 1: “hey have you heard, nbc is taking conan off the air!”

dude 2: “ya i’m never watching that sh-tty station ever again, those executives suck b-lls for taking him off. he is the best.”

dude 1: “ya, everyone know nbc stands for now blows c-ck because of it. f-ckin -ssholes!
network that mostly has cr-p on all the time.
nascar, the nhl (whenever it comes back), and late night with conan o’brien are the only 3 good things on nbc
national broadcasting company, owned by general electric. known as the network for friends, but soon will only have law and order and er to survive off of.

dateline is cool about all the restaurant sanitation stuff though. but c’mon…the today show loses it’s charm. what’s the joy of seeing people scream at a camera at 7:00 am?

also see democrat for a realistic viewpoint of what you see on nbc during an election.
look! it’s katie couric on nbc!
nice but crazy
how come you didn’t talk to lynn more at the party?

she’s nbc.

how come?

she left a good husband, a nice house, and her 3 kids so that she could date her friend who has been to prison and plays in a band.

ohhh……

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