Nc Sewer Monster
an all intelligent being inhabiting the sewers of north carolina. his plans for world domination are almost complete but he must wait for the super friends to disband because they’re his only enemy (and so is zombie rorshac from the movie – watchmen).
his joys are a 6 pack of beer. 4 chicken nuggets of a 6 mcchicken nugget meal. and sewer.
1: hey dog have you seen the nc sewer monster on da newz?
2: h-ll yaz homies we about to bust a cap in dat cats azz tryin to be up in r hood da north cacky lacky
1: h-ll yaz
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