Near Light
the act of keeping one’s own daughter in a locked bas-m-nt for over 10 years while raping and fathering children with them. the term “near light” refers to the thing slit of light that the bas-m-nt door reveals.
joseph: so, daughter, ever been near light’d?
daughter: no father, what’s that?
joseph: hehe.
-door closed and locked-
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