near miss


an aviation term which has gained mainstream usage to describe the unfortunate event of two planes flying so close within an airsp-ce that a p-ssenger of one plane can be heard asking why the p-ssenger of the other is getting steak for dinner.
due to an aircontroller’s inept-tude, the two flights to lax were in a near miss situation.
an almost successful pickup
ted was so close to hooking up with amy, then he blew it with a stupid remark. she’s another near miss of his.
someone that is so close to being a spa.
ali is a dense f-cker. man, he must have been a near miss.

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