Nearlyisms
when someone nearly says a turn of phrase.
when that girl said, “oh my god, that girl’s not even worth the co2,” it was one of the funniest nearlyisms i’d heard all night
dude, i really hate people that always act all p.r. and stuff
that running back can stop on a time and he’s off to the races
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