neasan is usually one of the funniest problems u could meet always has something to say and usually is disliked by one person if you have a friend like neasan your in for the ride of your life
neasan what a guy
- elijah kelly
elijah kelly is a dude who don’t give a f-ck about your feelings or what your going through. and this motherf-cker gets hoes but he and he can’t stay loyal to one. elijah kelly is a bad motherf-cker.
unique in many ways. a cool cat. occasionally awkward. always has a revolving door. but is very hip. he has a good heart although he has a little temper. he is smart and has no pregidious about anyone. he keeps his promise. should not drink excessively! he is always innovative and thinks outside the box. […]
a dumb f-ck wannabe scientist 1: i wanna be a scientist 2: you suck at science, you’re suck a tannous 1: no he is a dumb f-ck
when a female feels ent-tled to something because she is a woman. “i deserve to be treated like a princess!” “sure suzie, that’s femt-tlement speaking”
- whaddaya know
something that one says when they are surprised by an outcome of a situation or when they are surprised to hear something. thought my next tattoo is going to be a gang tattoo but whaddaya know, it’s gonna be bees.