nebraska football


the “n” on the helmet as been rumored to stand for “nowledge”, but that is false. the true meaning of the “n” stands for a long history of winning national championships.
nebraska football has been honored as the best football team on 5 different occasions. (1970, 1971, 1994, 1995, & 1997)
the n on the helmet stands for nowledge, of course sometimes it also stands for not guilty
how sh-tty of a state can you be when nebraska football is the only thing in it, and it sucks nuts

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