Nebraskan Corn Cob
f-cking a chick in the -ss after she has consumed a large amount of corn. then pulling out your corn covered d-ck, and having her eat the corn off your d-ck as if it was “corn on the cob”.
i gave my girlfriend last night the best nebraskan corn cob of all time.
this requires early preparation. you have to take a sh-t(a good long and solid one). once that is done, you must take it out and put it in your freezer so that it freezes to a stiff popsicle looking object. when ready, take it out and use it to pleasure your girl with it, in any way you want.homemade d-ld-
for some reason, i couldn’t get a b-n-r when my girlfriend wanted to have s-x, luckily i remembered that i had a nebraskan corncob in the freezer.
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