neckbone
when a comment is uttered that attempts to be witty, intelligent or poignant but falls flat, i.e. a bad joke or stupid observation/suggestion, a neckbone must be given to the perpetrator. this involves yelling out “neckbone!” and grabbing the back of the person’s neck with the palm of the hand and pulling across in a swift, hard motion…if done properly, it will leave a red mark, similar to an indian burn.
person 1:”seriously, jessica simpson is really talented, you guys.”
everyone else: “neckbone!!!”
-neckbone is given-
neckbones- black people soup;neckbones are usually boiled with potatoes and seasoned to perfection,and is usually eaten with cornbread.
open the pack of neck bones,put them in a pot of water,let the water boil,season the nec kbones,after the’ve boiled for about 45 minutes add potatoes.
neck bones are inexpensive unless you buy the family pack!
little girl-mama what you cookin’ for dinner?
mama-some neck bones,potatoes,and cornbread now walk to the store and get a big pop for dinner.
(neck bones are most likely very meaty)
(n.)
1. moron; idiot; person who has just said or done something stupid.
2. term used to belittle another.
3. yo, just look in the mirror, son.
variations:
-captain neckbone: big neckbone
-redneckbone: southern neckbone
-neckface/neck: slang variations
– “olivia ended up in new york, thinking it was newark…” “what a neckbone.”
– “who the h-ll is kenny chesney, you reckneckbone?”
– “amanda’s such a neckbone, she left her keys in another state.”
– “brian’s a neckface.”
– “tyler, you neck, get me a brownie sundae!”
– “captain neckbone just ruined alon’s party by peeing on the cake.” “…”
a word someone says before they pull on the tendon in your neck with their index and middle fingers as punishment for you believing some outrageous story.
trickster: “hey man, you’ll never believe this. i saw 2pac at the club last night!”
victim: “are you serious? i knew he was still alive.”
trickster: “neckbone!”
victim: “awww sh-t, man. that hurt!”
some one who is a dumb -ss wearing last years fashions or can be used as a synonym for herb
wow louie your such a neck bone
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