necknomination


a ritual demonstrated through social media sites amongst male youths. in order to demonstrate their p-n-s length/girth and demonstrate their readiness and desire to mate with others, the ape must chug a large proportion of spirits, sometimes mixed with odd household pantry goods; such as spices, spreads or toppings. it is filmed on video, and then another ape is nominated to complete the same ritual within 24 hours.

most commonly practiced before a challenging night out of pouting and chest thumping, hopefully resulting in succeeding to mate with an orange female ape.
male: ‘i feel that posting a video of ‘necknomination’ may inflate my masculinity and make myself more appealing to my friends, and hopefully women will see how masculine and compet-tive i am and will want to perform f-ll-t– on me’

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