Necro-Tautology
1) an obsessive facination with deceased tortoises.
2) an erotic attraction to or the need to copulate with deceased tortoises.
etymology:
normally enjoyed by the lesser active and unfit of the human species, due to the fact that a dead tortoise will not say no or crawl away and thus irradicates the fear of rejection.
1) look a dead tortoise–lets partake in the act of necro-tautology!
– you sick f-ck, leave it alone
2) people have said that i am a tortaulogist.
– dude you hump tortoises?
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