Nectar of the Tards
a sickly sweet, yellow-green carbonated soft drink also known a mountain dew. it is said by r-t-rds that mountain dew gives gives them other-worldly hyper-awareness and the ability to crash into p-ssers-by at public libraries while they attempt lame skateboarding moves.
chris guzzled a pint of nectar of the tards before running into old people coming out of the library entrance.
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