Needer


a person you know who you only see when they need something, be it a favor or help with something. these people will always call and start off with some beating around the bush idle bullsh-tting, and then they slip in the “oh by the way i need……”. everone knows at least one -sshole like this, it is a burden we must all carry.
lance: that pain in the -ss hank stopped by today.

frank : what that tool want?

lance: he started with some small talk, then asked if i could help him move. he’s a real mother f-cker!!

frank: he’s a real needer
a word to describe a needle when you don’t feel like saying the “le” part.
“i am going to poke you with a needer!” or “give me that needer!” or “i need to go to the store to get thread and needers!”

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