needle dick


a d-ck that is child-sized ,but on a man!
shane has a needle d-ck.
a tiny thin p-n-s,only good for laughing at.
i saw you naked kevin, you have a little needled-ck. hahahaha
a very thin d-ck, often something used to pick your teeth with
after eating roast beef, robert picked his teeth with his needle d-ck.
the exact opposite of a chode: a p-n-s which is extremely long yet extremely skinny. will not please a woman as much as a chode, as it is too skinny to touch the v-g-n-l walls.
f-cking with a needle d-ck is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
a small thin d-ck
kevin s. has a needle d-ck small and thin
a very tiny d-ck. one that can barely be seen. the width of a needle. tiny pee-pee.
i have a needle d-ck.
man with an extremely small p-n-s

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