Needle Fart
when you force a fart out so hard that it causes a sharp pain in your -sshole, as if the fart were made of thumb-tacks.
i tried to push out a fart really quickly to impress my friends. it turned out to be a needle fart, and i thought my -ss was bleeding.
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