negastache


the absence of a mustache in the male facial aesthetic.

a beardstyle whereupon the male facial hair growth on the upper lip is removed by mechanical or chemical means on a regular basis. motivations to maintain this particular style are generally political or religious in nature, including, but not limited to: a protest of militarism, cultural ident-ty/religious traditions, for the sake of being kissable, to ease the effort of taking bites of foods, a rejection of hipsterism, and for overall tidiness in one’s aesthetic.
jim: what’s with you amish guys that have beards but no mustache? what’s that called?
malachi: that’s a “negastache”, james. we do it because cops always had mustaches and they used to beat us up before we came to america seeking religious freedom.

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