Negative fuck
the opposite of giving a f-ck, closely related to i don’t give a f-ck. it is when you care so little about something that the existence of the problem actually p-sses you off.
if i hear about kelly’s new haircut again i’m going to lose my sh-t. i don’t give a f-ck in fact it’s so annoying i give negative f-cks.
to give so little of a “f-ck” that you are actually giving a negative f-ck. a lot like giving no f-ck at all.
i didnt give a f-ck about going out with her so much that i actually gave a negative f-ck!
when you have less than zero f-cks to give. you literally have depleted all your rollover f-cks and used up a certain amount of future f-cks as well. the amount you care about something is approaching negative infinity.
a customer walks into a retail establishment with a b-tchy complaint. miko says to her dumb hoe employee, “kelly you take care of her i give negative f-cks, my f-cks are used up all the way to next week.”
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