the measurement, in inches, of the distance of fat of an obese person that rests on a table at an eating establishment.
my overwheight uncle squeezed into our booth at applesleaze, revealing his four inch negative gap.
a kid who always owes people money. someone who will spend their paycheck on crack-cocaine. that kid owed his landlord money but he soltzed it.
- son of a grannys sister
when you wanna say son of a b-tch out loud but realise there are children and pregnant ladies around you so you have to change what you are saying mid sentence son of a grannys sister
a friend, but you can’t tell anyone you are friends because you slept together 20 years ago and if his wife finds out, he’s toast. “do you know jen?” “dude! she is sonotafriend”
small device used inside tv sets which creates an awful smell if you spill pepsi in the air vents whilst it’s on like ouch man what u do to my tv. help, help, its on fire. unplug it d-mn it. don’t try this at home.
n: the shudders, wide-eyed look, frantic little astounded noises, and eventual amazed torpor that accompanies the listening to an amazing song, usually ending in the person having a gl-ssy-eyed look and acting in the exhausted, drained manner of someone who just had a huge -rg-sm. v: to exhibit the behaviors or characteristics that define the […]