negative hook-up


when a man brings home a woman after attempting to woo her, but she ends up putting on more clothes, rather than taking them off.
dan: “how did things work out with that girl you met last night?”

jay: “everything was going fine, until i brought her back to my place, and she asked to borrow my sweatshirt, and said she had a boyfriend. i had a negative hook-up.”

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