negative orgasm


the moment you realize that you have lost your wallet/phone/p-ssport.
me: sh-t! i don’t have my phone with me anymore!

you: in which of the four clubs we have been to have you seen your phone the last time?

me: f-ck, i don’t know, i’m having a negative -rg-sm right now.

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