Negative Penis


it is a rare occurrence when some emasculated male has such a tiny schl-ng that it gives the illusion that it goes into his body. the closest example to such a body part is an adolescent v-g-n-.
a real male: hey tj, do you have a v-g-n- or just a negative p-n-s?
tj: no! it’s just that my d-ck is so small (and does not satisfy anyone) that it hides in my body like a scared turtle with a small c-ck. therefore people consider it negative.
when someones p-n-s is so small that it comes out their -sshole. commonly used as an insult.
bob: hey markm, your p-n-s is so small, you’ve got a negative p-n-s going on!
mark: shut the h-ll up bob

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