neighbours can’t be choosers
a play on ‘beggars can’t be choosers’ – you get what you are given and don’t complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their p-ssive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.
“i heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again”
“pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss”
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